Inutile donc indispensable, via https://liens.strak.ch/?SYXp_g xD

xD

Ha oui quand même.

Tellement vrai sur tous les survivals.

Via https://mastodon.etalab.gouv.fr/@DaD/103403474972901039
Avec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B2-5NI9sDU xD

C'est con, j'ai ri aussi xD

Le maire de Pleslin-Trigavou, Jean-Paul Leroy, a été interviewé anonymement par l’humoriste Guillaume Meurice lors du congrès des maires de France. Il lui a confié un scoop : son envie de se représenter, bien qu’il doive encore « négocier avec sa femme »… Croquignol.

Via https://mamot.fr/@severo_bo/103170775868572213

Based on a true story:

xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.

xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy"

xxx: You're gonna love this

xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.

xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time".

xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am.

xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.

xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those

"Mais enfin, partez tout seul bande de cons, la mort c'est pas un club échangiste, vous n'êtes pas obligés de venir accompagnés!"