A set of ansible scripts to build a personal mail server / private cloud / etc. https://progmaticltd.github.io/homebox/

Via https://linuxfr.org/users/arodier/journaux/auto-hebergement-avec-homebox

Based on a true story:

xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.

xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy"

xxx: You're gonna love this

xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login.

xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time".

xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am.

xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.

xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those

amtm is a shortcut manager for popular scripts for wireless routers running on Asuswrt-Merlin firmware.

It is intended to be a helper script, a convenient shortcut manager to install and manage scripts on your router.

A configurable, resolution-independent HTML + SVG-based UI for playing collections of sounds.

This is a JQuery plugin that allows you to create an high quality justified gallery of images.

PSScriptAnalyzer est un module PowerShell qui vérifie le code de vos scripts et de vos modules pour évaluer la qualité de votre code en se basant sur un ensemble de règles de bonnes pratiques.

https://www.powershellgallery.com/packages/PSScriptAnalyzer/1.12.0