Daily Shaarli
January 18, 2017
Ho non, pas elle.
Shokotan, en gros, c'est :
Customer: My car isn't working and I need you to fix it immediately, this is an emergency
Mechanic: Alright sir what seems to be the problem?
Customer: I don't know, I tried to use my car on friday and it didn't work, now it's monday and I need to get to work and I can't and this needs to be fixed right now.
Mechanic: Can you start the car? Can you even get into your car? Does it make any sounds when you try to start it? Are all 4 tires there?
Customer: I don't know, I don't know what any of that stuff means, I tried to get to work and it wouldn't let me and you need to fix it now because you changed my oil 6 months ago.
Mechanic: Alright well what kind of car are you driving?
Customer: I don't know, a green one, why does that matter?
Mechanic: Please take a look at the back of your car and see if there are any letters or numbers that would indicate a vehicle model or manufacturer
Customer: Ok, my car is a SV2 87K.
Mechanic: No sir that's your license plate. My records indicate that you drive a Nissan Altima, can you confirm that the key you're using to try and get into this car says Nissan on it?
Customer: My key says Lexus but I don't see how that makes a difference, I've been using this key on this car for years and it's always worked, what did you do to my car?
Ça date d'il y a 4ans on dirait, mais toujours d'actualité...
La CIA propose un moteur de recherche pour explorer sa base de données, composée de 930 000 documents confidentiels qui ont été déclassifiés. L'agence lève ainsi le voile sur une partie de son histoire, bien souvent méconnue.
Si j'ai appris une chose en 10 ans de WoW, c'est que ce mec va me demander de faire son boulot a sa place. 
On se lassera jamais des Fate.
Negri a critiqué cette « faiblesse » technique de l’application de Tesla, qui n’a pas considéré, selon lui, ce genre de situations extrêmes et dangereuses. Traduction : "méchant Tesla qui a pas prévu d'avoir des clients aussi cons que moi".
Tu as regardé du côté de https://links.neros.fr/?p-ROiw ?
